Surprised and scared, the man calls 911 and the conversation went like this:
Operator: This is 911, state your emergency
Hunter: I shot my friend while hunting and I think I killed him!
Operator: Well the first thing to do is to make sure that he's actually dead
The operator soon after hears the hunter walk away from the phone immediately followed by a the sound of a gun firing
Hunter: Great, now what?!
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