...when a genie pops out of a lamp post. The genie says, "I can make your life worth living." "How can you possibly do that?", the man replies, "I hit my wife and only son in a drunk driving accident and they were killed instantly." The genie says, "Right before you jump off, say anything and I can grant you whatever it is you say instantly." The man thinks that he will wish his family back and gets a full speed running start. As he nears the edge he takes a flying jump and his knee catches the edge and he breaks his knee cap. As he's tumbling towards the ground below the man shouts in agony, "Ah, shit!"
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