His task is simple: he is being dropped behind enemy lines to aid the resistance and weaken the enemy from within. He is to parachute down at the edge of the forest. There will be a bike waiting for him at one of the trees, with a bag filled with civilian clothes and the necessary papers. He has to use the bike to get to the nearest town, where he is supposed to meet up with his contact in the local bar.
He jumps out of the plane at the right moment, and soon he sees the forest approaching beneath him and pulls his chute. The string detaches and his parachute fails to deploy. Great. He pulls the backup chute but this too fails to deploy. "Well ain't this just great. I love it when they plan stuff poorly. I bet you that the bike won't be where it should be, the clothes won't fit me and the bar won't be open when I get there."
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