(Man to teller) "I want to open a fucking saving account."
The Astonished woman replies "I beg your pardon, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank". The woman leaves the window and goes to bank manager to inform him of this situation.
The manager agrees that the woman does not have to listen to this kind of language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the man, "Sir, what what seems to be problem here?"
"There is no fucking problem", the man says "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my fucking money in this damn bank."
"Oh... I see" says the bank manager. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time, sir?"
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