After a couple of hours he's completely wasted. At some point, not knowing what he's doing, the man begins to urinate all over his boss. The man wakes up the next morning with a splitting head ache and no idea what happened the night before. His wife comes up to him and says, "Bad news, you peed on your boss last night and he fired you." "Damn! Well screw him!," the man replies. The wife pauses for a second and then says, "I did, you're back to work on Monday."
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