Being more than a little drunk he feels the best icebreaker is
"Ma'am would you sleep with me for a million dollars?"
The woman who was a little tipsy laughed and said
"Absolutely, I would sleep with anyone for a million dollars"
The man then checks his wallet much to the amusement of the woman and then says
"How about fifty?"
The the woman is furious and responds
"Just what kind of a woman do you think I am?"
The man replies
"A whore of course, now we are just haggling over price"
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