Guy walks into a bar, sees someone sitting by herself down at the end. Says to the bartender, see that douchebag at the end of the bar? I want to buy her a drink.
The bartender says to the guy, listen mister, she's no douchebag. She's a nice young lady.
The guy says, okay fine. I'd like to buy that nice young lady a drink.
The bartender says, that's better. He then goes down to the end of the bar and says, excuse me miss, that gentleman would like to buy you a drink. What'll you have?
The nice young lady thinks for a second and says: Vinegar and water, please.
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