A man is about to be killed and is brought to the town square.
The mayor of the town asks the man if he would like to be burned at the steak or have his head chopped off. The man replies that be would prefer to be burned. The mayor has seen many people killed and most select having their heads cut off, which is quick and somewhat painless. The mayor asks why and the man replies that a hot steak is better than a cold chop any day.
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