The NSA is bracing itself for what could be the single largest data leak in history. Rumors are circulating about the possibility of thousands of whistleblowers stepping forward in unison across the Northeast in the next few days.

CNN reports, "This time tomorrow, there will be thousands of Edward's snowed in."

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