The guy in charge of hiring says "Well, we need a pretty smart guy for the job, you think you can cut it?"
The man replies,"I'll give it a shot."
"Show me the number '9' without actually writing the number nine."
Guy grabs a piece of chalk off the ground and draws three trees on the wall.
Hiring guy asks "What the hell is this?!"
Guy replies "Tree, plus tree, plus tree"
"Okay smart guy, how about 99?"
Guy picks some mud off the ground, throws it on the wall.
"The hell is this?!"
Guy replies "Dirty-tree, plus dirty-tree, plus dirty-tree."
So the guy who's in charge of hiring thinks to himself for a moment, then says, "Show me '100'"
The guys mulls it over for a minute, then picks some dog crap off the ground, and throws it at the wall.
"What the fuck is this?!"
"Dirty-tree-and-a-turd, plus dirty-tree-and-a-turd, plus dirty-tree-and-a-turd!"
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