"Don't try anything smart!" he ordered.
"OK." I replied.
"Open your till and give me the money!" he yelled.
I said, "I don't know how to open it."
He said, "Don't be fucking stupid!"
I said, "Jesus...make your mind up."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.