A man going through a divorce...

A man going through a divorce....
Is walking on the beach. He comes across something in the sand.
It's a lamp! The man rubs it and a genie appears!
"I am so and so(insert name)!", said the genie. "I can grant you three wishes of whatever worldly possession imaginable, BUT since you rubbed my lamp. I now have a bond with you that allows me to see your life and try to fulfill whatever your heart desires.."
"That being said, your soon to be ex wife will receive double what you wish for! I know it seems unfair, but rules are rules."
The man begins to thinks very intensely. Then jumps up, " I know!"
"For my first wish, I wish for 10 million dollars", said the man.
"Remember", said the genie. "Your wife gets double!" The man nods in agreement.
POOF! Now the man has 10 million dollars in the bank.
"Now your second wish!"demanded the genie.
"I wish for a mansion by the ocean!"
POOF! They appear in a beautiful mansion!
"Now....Tell me what your last wish is...", said the genie..
"I wish to be beaten half to death!!"

TR;DR Find a lamp with a genie in it? Choose your wishes wisely...