Man: 'Doctor, I always have to pee at night. Every night! Isn't that weird?'
The doctors answers: 'Well, it's quite common actually. That's all?'
M: 'Hmm no, I don't think so. Oh wait! Every time I open the door to the bathroom, the light automatically goes on! Isn't that strange?'
The doctor looks doubtful to the man and responds: 'Well I can't do anything about that, I'm sorry.'
The man goes home and the doctor overthinks the conversation. Still confused about why the lamp automatically goes on, he calls the wife of the man and tells about the light in the bathroom.
The wife answers: 'Oh, so that's the one who has been pissing all over the fridge?!'
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