"Doctor," he says, "my balls are simply too big. The two of them next to each other make it really hard to walk. I have to shape my legs like an 'O' so I won't squeeze them together."
The doctor replies: "Don't worry, I've had to treat this condition several times already, and I have the perfect solution for this. We can surgically reposition your balls so one hangs in front of the other. This will make walking much more comfortable."
The man agrees to the surgery and makes all the necessary arrangements.
The surgery was a success, and after a few weeks the man goes to visit the doctor again.
The doctor asks "So, how are you feeling now?"
"Very good, thank you!", the man says. "Walking is much more comfortable now. It's such a relief! However, now I have a new problem. You see, every time I go to the toilet now, the rear ball gets covered in shit."
The doctor thinks for a moment and then replies: "I see... Well, I happen to know a solution to this as well, but I will have to refer you to my brother for this."
"Oh, is he a doctor as well then?", the man asks.
"No," says the doctor, "he owns a bicycle repair shop. But he can fix you up with a quality mudguard."
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