A man goes to the carnival with his family, and they decide to split up to enjoy the rides. The husband walks by a tent with a sign advertising a fortuneteller. He doesn't believe in such things,but decides to go inside anyway.
A woman looks up from a small table with a crystal ball and speaks, " Greetings, would you like your fortune foretold?" Thinking for a second, he answers, "I'd like some proof first that you aren't a fake."
The woman looks into her crystal ball, and answers, " I see you have two lovely children with you this fine day."
"Pff, I have three children, not two."
The woman grins back. "That's what you think."
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