A man goes to his doctor.
Man: "I'm worried doc. My penis is bright orange".
Doctor:" Well let me take a look"
The man takes out his penis and lo and behold it's bright orange.
The doctor scratches his head and asks
"Have you eaten anything unusual lately or been anywhere different?"
The man replies "No I've just been sitting at home as usual watching porn and eating cheetos"
Edit: sorry apparently it's an involuntary repost.
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