A man goes to confession..

The man :: Forgive me father for I have sinned.

Priest :: What are your sins my son?

The man :: I can't stop fucking my wife.

Priest :: God does not frown on consensual love making between a wife and husband.

The man :: But father I need to fuck her all the time. She is cooking dinner and I will just bend her over the kitchen bench and do her there. I will then take her during dinner and then later when she is having a shower.

Priest :: Does she complain or push you away?

The man :: No father, in fact she tells me she enjoys it.

Priest :: Then there is nothing wrong, in fact god appreciates a couple that is trying to bring more Christians into the world.

The man :: Thank you father that has really cleared things for me.


The next day the wife comes to confess her sins.


The wife :: Forgive me father for I have sinned.

The priest :: If it is about your husbands and your sexual
behaviour, it is fine, he told me about it. God does not look down on you for this.

The wife :: Are you sure father?

Priest :: Yes as long as you consent and you enjoy it, it is fine. Do you enjoy it?

The wife : Yes father, very much. Only I find it hard to get anything done. Just the other day I was bent over a washing machine and he dropped my pants and did me from behind.

Priest : This is fine.

The wife : so we are still allowed to come to church?

Priest : Of course you can.

The wife : Oh great because we are banned from walmart.