A man goes to a movie theater

As he is walking up to buy his ticket, he notices that security is going through peoples bags. At the sight of this, he begins to sweat a little.

He buys his ticket, and tries to walk inside without being seen. Right when he thought he had made it through, a security guard caught him and asked to check his belongings.

The man reluctantly hands over his bag to the security guard.

Security: "Alright what do we have here... a Colt 1911, an AK-47, some frag grenades... everything seems to be in order. Enjoy your movie sir."

Man: "Alright, thank you. Have a nice day."

The security guard begins to turn back to his post when he notices a slight bulge in the man's duffel bag that he had not seen before. He calls out to the man, telling him to stop.

The man breaks into a sprint, hoping to out maneuver the guard and get to his movie. He ran as fast as he could, but was unable to outrun the security guard. He's tackled to the ground, and the guard calls for back up.

As more guards arrive to restrain the man, the guard looks into the duffel bag once more. He ends up pulling out a bag of cocaine.

Security:"This is why you ran? What was the point? There's no harm done having this on you, it's just some illegal drugs."

Man:"Well, you see... I was planning on taking the drugs and using them to get super high. Once I was high, I would take the weapons in my bag and kill everyone in the movie theater."

Security:"Why though?"

Man:"An old prom date of mine is there. She left me super depressed the last time I saw her and I almost committed suicide because of what she did."

Security:"Well what exactly did she do?"

Man:"She sent me to get her some punch and there was no punch line."