A Man Goes To A Corner Store

The man apparently, is obsessed with winning the lottery. So he buys 300 million boxes of scratch offs, and obviously wins. But what about the price of the boxes? THE MAN DIDN'T GET ANY MONEY BECAUSE HE HAD TO SPEND THE LOTTERY MONEY ON THE BOXES!

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