This Minister has led the 'holy life' to the T. He has done all he can to bring light to the people around him and one night God speaks to him:
"My child, the work you have done with your life has been magnificent. You truly have earned your place in the afterlife and I'm here to give you one wish to show my gratitude to your work."
The Minister thinks for a second and says:
"With all that I have given, I have never been able to afford to travel. I'd like a highway built from my town that goes straight to Hawaii, so I can enjoy some sun and the beaches."
God replies:
"Gee I'm not so sure... such a massive sighting would cause suspicion, maybe an uproar. I can do many things, but that's too risky."
The minister pauses.
"Okay so how about this - give me EVERYTHING one can know about women. Mannerisms, thoughts, hidden meanings, it's always driven me insane thinking about it, trying to figure them out. I want to know everything."
God laughs and says:
"You want that highway one lane or two?"
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