A man goes into a coffee shop and orders a drink. After he sits down at a table, he notices a man across the shop. The other man lifts two fingers to his nose, sniffs, and then says "Francine, Francine." The man thinks this is odd, but finishes his drink and goes along his way.
The next day, the man goes to the coffee shop and sees the same man again. Once again, he lifts two fingers to his nose, sniffs, and says "Francine, Francine." The first man is too curious, so he goes over to the other patron.
"Hi, I noticed you always sniff your finger and say a woman's name...what are you doing?" The second man says "Oh. Everyday before I leave home, I finger my wife, so I have her scent on me all day. I like to smell it and think of her." And so, he demonstrates again. *sniff* "Francine, Francine." The first man says, "I'll have to try that."
The next day, the man comes back to the coffee shop and sees the other man. The second man once again sniffs his fingers, "Francine, Francine," and then looks to the first man. The first man sniffs his entire fist and shouts "MARIA!"
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