... and picks out a beautiful woman to be with. She leads him upstairs, perfume trailing behind her, long dark hair swishing against her perfect body. They get to a room decorated with velvet and candles and paintings of 18th century ships and she closes the door behind them. She stands in front of the door with one hand on her hip, and the other dangling loosely to her side, her satin robe open in the front and revealing a lacy corset that pushes up the most perfect breasts the man has ever seen.
Nervously, the man asks, "So... how much?"
Her voice dripping with sensuality and desire, she replies, "It's eight hundred dollars for the first hour. You can do whatever you want to me, within reason."
The man blinks, gulps, and stutters, "Eight...eight hundred dollars? Peter Minuit bought the entire island of Manhattan for only *twenty four* dollars!"
The woman replies, "Yeah, but... Manhattan just lies there."
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