A man goes to a bar and asks for 5 shots of Whiskey and the bartender asks "Woah buddy, what's the matter?" the man responds with "Today I found out my son is gay". The bartender hands his 5 shots. The next day the man comes back and asks the bartender for 10 shots of Whiskey, the bartender asks "What's wrong today?" the man responds with "Today I found out my father is gay" the bartender gave him 10 shots. The man is back the next day yet again and asks for 15 shots of Whiskey. The bartender says "Is there anyone in your family that doesn't like men?". The man responds "My wife."
Sorry if this joke was told already, I heard it many years ago and thought you nice folks would like it.
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