He ends up having a bit too much to drink and throws up all over his shirt. He becomes worried about how his wife will react. His friend tells him to relax and puts $10 in his shirt pocket saying, "Tell your wife that you went out for a drink and a drunk guy threw up on you, but gave you $10 to have your shirt cleaned."
When the man gets home his wife is pissed and asks him where he has been, why he reeks, and why there is $20 in his shirt pocket. The man tells her that he went out for a drink with his friends, and that a drunk guy threw up on him, but gave him $10 to have his shirt cleaned.
His wife then asks, "Where is the other $10 from, then?"
The man replies, "Oh, I forgot to tell you that he also shit my pants."
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