A man goes on holiday...

A man goes on holiday to Greece. One night whilst he is there he see's a stunning Greek woman. He approaches her and they get talking but suddenly the woman's phone rings and she has to leave. Before she leaves she writes a note on a piece of paper and hands it to the man. The man without reading it places it in his pocket.

The next morning the man looks at the piece of paper the woman gave him, but the message is written in Greek. He walks down to the reception and approaches the receptionist. He asks her, "Hello, a woman gave me this piece of paper last night but I don't understand Greek, can you please decipher it for me?". The woman takes a look at the piece of paper and her eyes widen. She immediately slaps the man across the face and calls the police.

The police arrive and take him to the police station. The main detective walks into the interview room and stares at the man. The man tries to explain his predicament, "I'm very sorry if I've caused any offense but I don't understand one word of Greek, a woman gave me the piece of paper last night and i just wanted it translated, I have no idea what I've done wrong". The detective takes another look at the piece of paper, spits in the mans face then rings the embassy to deport him.

On the ferry home whilst being deported the man is sat drinking a cup of coffee on the deck. Suddenly the man overhears someone speaking Greek. He thinks to himself, "I'll try one more time to get this note translated, I'm dying to know what it says". He approaches the man speaking Greek and explains his predicament, the Greek man agrees to decipher the note. He goes to pass him the note and it blows away.