Officer says "Evening sir. Do you know why I pulled you over?" Man says "Yeah I guess I kind of rolled through that stop sign. It's late and there's no traffic so I just slowed down instead of stopping. No big deal right?" Officer thinks for a moment and then begins punching the man repeatedly in the face. Man screams "What the hell is wrong with you." Officer replies "So, do you want me to stop or slow down!?"
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