The 1st guy walks into a hotel and wants a room, but it is haunted the guy is sleeping when he hears,"Don't eat the peanut butter sandwich." He runs away. the 2nd guy gets the same room and hears the same thing and runs away. the 3d guy eats the sandwich and hears, "I told you once I told you twice I wiped my butt with the peanut butter slice!"
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