At the end of a bridge for speeding. The officer says, "son do you know how fast you were going?"
The guy tells him, "yes officer, I'm sorry it's just that my job is so stressful that I have to rush home each day to see my family and relieve my stress from the day."
The cop asks, "what kind of job is so stressful that you need to speed home this fast?"
The guy responds, "well sir, I'm a rectum stretcher, I stretch rectum all day long. I start with one finger then work another in there. Then one hand then the other. I stretch and stretch and I usually end up with a 6-foot asshole."
The cop asks, "what do you do with a 6-foot asshole?"
The guy says, "I give him a radar gun and put him on the end of a bridge!"
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