A man gets out of bed in the morning.

A man gets out of bed in the morning. He gets changed, brushes his teeth and goes outside.

He has two options: he can take the bus, or the car.

So he gets on the bus and the bus driver says, "Where's your ticket?" and the man replies "I don't have one."

So he gets off the bus and goes back to bed. His wife says why are you going back to bed?" and he says, "I don't know


The End"