A man gets off work early...

After a long day on the job, a construction worker makes his way home. He is happy to find the bus goes express, and he gets to his apartment building in record time. He walks up the four flights of stairs, thinking about how lucky he is to see his wife and drink a cold beer. He reaches his door but finds it locked. He knocks, and as he leans in he hears his wife moaning, along with the sounds of some guy. Well, he goes red with rage and starts pounding on the door. After a minute his wife opens the door, a blanket wrapped around her naked body. "It's not what you think!" she screams, but he ignores her, pushing past to see if he can find the guy. The apartment is only one room, with a bathroom off to the side, so there's not a lot of places to hide. The husband looks under the bed, peeks into the shower, but can't find the guy. Then he notices the window is open. He runs over, looks out, and sees a guy in his shorts hanging from the window below him. The husband starts yelling, "I'll kill you!", pulling tools off his belt and throwing them at the guy, until the guy suddenly loses his grip and falls. But since the fall is only three stories, when he lands he only breaks his legs. The husband is furious. He looks around for something to throw, and the closest and biggest thing he finds is the fridge. He pulls it to the window and then pushes it out, and it falls right on the guy, killing him instantly. However, in doing this, the husband works himself up so much he has a heart attack and also dies.


The next thing he knows the husband is standing in line at the pearly gates. Saint Peter beckons him forward and asks, "Well my son, how did you die?"

"Well," replies the husband " I came home from a hard day at work and found my wife cheating on me. I was so angry that when I found the guy hanging outside the window I threw things at him until he fell. However, he only broke his legs, and I wasn't satisfied, so instead I grabbed the fridge and pushed it out onto him. But in doing this, I had a heart attack, and here I am."

"Oh boy." Replied Saint Peter "Well, while I'm sad that your wife was not true, it is wrong to kill. I'm afraid you have to go to hell." With that, the husband is ushered off to hell.

Saint Peter looks at the next man in line and beckons him forward. "And how did you die, my son?"

The guy looks perplexed. "It was the strangest thing, sir. I was sitting at home trying to work out, but my apartment is so small I have to be creative and do pull ups outside my window. Well, I was doing this like normal, when all of a sudden a crazy guy starts throwing things at me. I lost my grip and fell, and somehow by God's grace, I didn't die! I started thanking God, but then the guy suddenly pushed out a fridge, and it landed directly on me!"

Saint Peter scratches his head. "I am sorry, son. You lived a good life, and as a reward, you get to go to heaven." And with that, the guy is ushered to heaven.

Saint Peter beckons the next person in line, who walks up. "How did you die, my son?"

The man replies, "Well, picture this: You're hiding in a fridge..."