and is surprised to see that his driver is wearing a Darth Vader costume. The man decides not to make a scene, and the driver, in a normal voice, asks "Where to?" The man gives the driver the address of his house, and Darth starts making his way there.
The quickest route involves going on the highway, so Darth finds an entrance. As he pulls on, he happens to glance at the time. "Fuck, it's this late already? I'm going to miss my court date!"
Darth speeds up way past the speed limit, weaving and dodging around other cars. The man is too scared to say anything, and lets Darth drive unsafely. After a few minutes of this, Darth has miraculously not crashed, and they reach the address in record time.
As they finally slow down as the driver pulls up to the house, the man snaps out of it and gets out of the car in a huff. Darth rolls down his window, and yells at the man that he didn't pay the fare. "Why should I?" asks the man. "You almost killed me back there! I can see why you have a date in court, with your reckless driving."
"What? No, that's not what its about at all!" whines Darth.
"Well, then what is it about?" inquires the man.
"Isn't it obvious?" smirks Darth. "I'm a taxi-Vader."
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