and tells the taxi driver, "To the airport now! I'm late for my flight!"
The driver, now also in a state of worry, asks, "What time was your flight?"
"I was supposed to board 30 minutes ago!"
Hearing this, the driver sighs a relief and tells the man, "There's no way your flight waited for you. I recommend you give up."
The man immediately yells back, "You don't understand, I'm the god damn pilot!"
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