One night the old soldier gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital's ICU, tubes up his nose and down his throat, wires monitoring every function all around his head, with a hell of a pain over his left ear and a drop dead gorgeous nurse hovering over him. It was obvious he'd been in a serious accident.
She looked deep & steadily into his eyes and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
He managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
Soldiers never die... they just fade away!
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