"Hello Jim. I know you might be mad about this, but I feel I have to confess. I've been using your wife. I know YOU paid, so only you should be entitled, but I just don't get any at home - I had a decent contract one time, but the bitch who gave it to me drained my wallet, and I just couldn't afford it anymore. Anyways, I'm sorry, and I'd be happy to pay for what I got, if you think it's necessary."
I thought thinking twice, Jim went into his house and shot his wife. He was just about to shoot his neighbour as well, when he texted him again:
"Damn auto-correct. I meant WiFi, not wife."
(Not part of the joke, but my autocorrect tried to change wifi to wife as well XD)
Edit: I am aware the title's grammar is wrong. Please don't rub it in my face ;-;
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