Doctor: Well Mr. Trump, there's a lump in your rump... a giant lump that can't be dumped.
Trump: You seem stumped.
Doctor: Well your dues are paid, but surgeries been delayed, have you ever heard of Row v. Wade?
Trump: That laws was stupid, now it's out of the way.
Doctor: That's true, but for you, this is really bad news. We've taken an ultrasound and we have found, your lump qualifies as a living thing, now that it's two feet around.
Trump: But doctor that thing would kill me if I don't get it out.
Doctor: Okay Mr. Trump, but you don't need to shout.
Trump: What you're saying's impossible, you're just trying to give me a hassle.
Doctor: We thought it impossible too, but we've never seen such an asshole.
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