The first thing he did after getting home was yell out to his wife "Honey, pack your things I just won the lottery!".
After hearing this she excitedly runs into the room yelling "That's great! Where are we going to go?".
The husband turns around looks her square in the eye and says, "Doesn't matter to me cupcake just pack your shit and get the hell out!".
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