The man: The time is passing so fast. I wish a minute could be like a thousand years! That way I can get more out of life.
The genie starting to wave his hands around: Allright.. wait... Done!
The man: I wish for have a hundred million dollars so that I can enjoy whatever I want with all my time
The genie: Allright, wait this will only take a minute...
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