He is granted 1 wish. Being that he is old and has erectile dysfunction he wishes that he might one again achieve the firm erection of his youth. The genie grants his wish on the condition that when he finally decides to get the erection, he has to proclaim 1-2-3! out loud. And then when its time to go back to flaccidville, the words 1-2-3-4 must be said at which point his boner would subside.
Excited by his potential he hooks up with a lovely woman that evening. Back in his room they are getting down to business and he is ready to unleash the beast. "ONE TWO THREE!" he proclaims, and the angels in heaven are in awe of his majestical throbber. The womain, taken aback by all the hubbub immediately says "what did you say one, two, three, for?"
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