The genie tells the man he gets one wish. The man thinks for a moment then says "I wish for a highway from the United Sates to Europe." The genie replies, "That's too difficult, I can't do that. Make another wish." The man takes a moment to think then says "I wish I could understand women!". The genie looks at him with disbelief then replies "So how many lanes would you like on that highway?".
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