A man fell for a speed trap along a road and wanting to avoid the ticket proceeded to speed, hoping to outrun the cop who was in hot pursuit. Finally the man pulled over. Realizing there would be a lot of paperwork involved and being the end of the day, the officer told the speeder, "I'll let you off with a warning if you can give me one good reason as to why you were speeding." The speeder responded, "You see officer, my wife left me last week for a cop and I thought you were trying to return her."
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