As this man is floating in the ocean, a boat comes and asks him if he wants to be saved, but he says "No, I am a devout Christian, God will save me." The guys on the boat are a bit confused, but they leave.
Another boat comes along and asks the man if he wants to be saved, but again he says to them. "No I am a devout Christian, God will save me." So the boat goes on its way.
The man drowns and goes to heaven, were he asks God "Why didn't you save me?"
God replies, "I sent you two bloody boats you imbecile!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.