He pulls over at what appears to be an abandoned old gas station.
He wedges through a boarded up door and finds a dusty and forgotten loo in which he promptly sits on the toilet and lets loose a mighty nugget.
Much to his dismay, no paper or like material is in sight to wipe with, but there is a small hole in the wall where the TP should be.
He peers through the hole and, illuminated by a single ray of light, a note reads: "Wipe with two fingers, insert fingers in hole, and they will be cleansed by human lips."
"Swell!" said the man to himself, and he proceeded to do as the note commanded.
On the opposite side of the hole, a bearded man covered in cob webs sat and watched as two shit covered fingers protruded from the opening.
With a brick in each hand he smashed them together on the man's fingers.
Immediately he pulls his fingers from the hole and begins to suckle them.
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