A man drinking in a bar...

...notices two attractive women sitting across the room and asks the bartender if he knows anything about them.

“I wouldn’t bother them,” the bartender says. “They’re lesbians.”

Undaunted, the man goes over to chat them up anyway. “Hey there! I hear you ladies are from Beirut.”

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