When he walks past the Pearly Gates, he is greeted by St. Peter, and they walk into a house together. The man sees a wall with a bunch of clocks on it. He asks, "What are all those clocks doing there?"
Peter replies, "Those are *Lie Clocks*. Every time someone lies, the clock ticks once."
The man looks at his clock, and it reads about 1:15.
After looking at all the clocks, he says, "Uh, sir? Just asking, but where is Hillary Clinton's clock?"
Peter chuckles, and replies, "Oh, we keep hers in our office. We use it as a desk fan."
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