And ends up going to hell for a few minutes before coming back to life. His friend asks him what death was like, and he had only positive things to say about hell: "Oh man, it was great. There were beautiful women, all you could drink, basically a free for all party down there. The only thing is, you are up to your knees in shit!" After hearing what hell was like, the friend realizes that he could look past the "shitty" part of hell and actually enjoy it, so he convinces himself and his pal to kill themselves so they can start partying without wasting any time!
The men get down to hell and are having a great time. All the sudden, 5:00 p.m. rolls around. The devil comes out and asks every how they are doing, and all the newcomers exclaim how much they love hell. The devil sounds: "Great! Well its 5:00 p.m., time to bow down"
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