At his funeral, the preacher reads: "His final request was we play his favorite song, Stairway to Heaven." He puts in the disc, and...
Come on, you know what's coming...
"I'M ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL!"
The preacher realizes his mistake and puts in another disc...
"When you see my face, hope it gives you hell-" and he ejects that one as well.
He puts in the third one to find it's just "HELLLLLL" and ejects that one too. He puts in the fourth and final disc, and it comes on:
"There's a lady who says all that glitters is gold, and she's buying A HIGHWAY TO HELL! HIGHWAY TO HELL!" At this point, the preacher gives up and leaves.
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