Its the end of the tax year, its time to do all the taxes. Dave the taxman walks into the Synagogue to discuss the tax returns.
"What do you do with all the excess candle wax that melts? You know, you must burn a lot of candles in here you being Jewish and all?" Dave asks.
"We collect it all up, put it all in a box, send it to the candle company and they send us a big box of them everv year" says the Rabbi.
Dave wanted to check about the bread "So, what do you do with all the bread crumbs that get left over? You must have a lot of crumbs eating all that bread, you being Jewish and all"
"We collect them all up, put them in a box, send it to the bread company and they send us a big box every year" the Rabbi said.
"So what do you do with all the foreskins you get? You must have a lot of foreskins around, you being Jewish and all" Asked Dave
"We collect them all up, put them in a box, send it to the tax company and they send a big dick like you every year!"
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