... he looks around with an expression of great surprise at it's existence.
He sees souls getting skewered, souls getting beat up with chains, souls stewing in pans with devils pouring in the oil.
An approaching Demon bellows: "Choose your torture."
"Wait wait! Can I look around some more first?"
"Sure... Take your time... ha ha ha"
The man walks around for awhile, observing scenes of increasing terror, when suddenly he spots an Oasis.
A Setting Sun. Sand. A Beach caressed by gentle waves. Chairs and tables. People in fine clothing attended to by beautiful servants.
He sits down next to a gentleman having a cold beer.
"Can I have a sip of that?" "Sure! Servant, bring another!"
"Can we get some fish and chips too?" "No problem!"
He notices the order was brought by a scantly clad beauty. She winks seductively at him before departing.
"Think she'll join us for a glass of wine?" "I think she might!"
"Wait a minute, are we actually in hell?"
"Yes, certainly."
"Then what's that out there, with all the horrors and torture?!"
"Oh that? Don't worry! That's just for believers."
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