and Satan is there to greet him and give him the tour.
The man notices a great big bubbling cauldron surrounded by demons fighting, kicking, punching, and stabbing frantically at the occupants. The man turns to Satan and asks, "who's in that cauldron?"
Satan replies, "oh, that one's for the Jews. Those Hebrews are a lot of trouble, every time one of them tries to escape, the rest rally behind him, so it's a constant job keeping them in!"
They keep walking and come to another cauldron surrounded by some bored looking demons lounging around the edge. The man again asks who that cauldron is for. Satan replies, "that one is for the Polish. Every now and then, one tries to escape, but the rest just ignore him so we just have to catch them and throw them back."
They walk on and come to a cauldron with no demons around it at all. The man asks Satan who this one is for. Satan says, "this one is for the Russians. Every time one of them tries to escape, the rest grab him and drag him back in!"
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