A man dies an then goes to hell, once he gets down there, the Devil welcomes him, the Devil said, "Welcome to Hell! As you can see, there are three doors to the left, open them up, you may choose your fate for the rest of eternity." The man opens up the first door, and as far as the eye can see, there are people standing on their heads on wooden planks, the man closes it and says, "Oh my, that must be a terrible way to spend eternity!" The man then decides to open up the second door, and as far as the eye can see, people standing on their heads, but this time, on concrete, the man then says, "I can't do this!!!" He then proceeds to open up the third door, and, as far as the eye can see, people standing normally drinking some coffee while knee deep in dog shit. The man pauses in relief and asks the Devil, "Can I choose the third door!?" The Devil says, "Yeah, sure, go ahead!" The man then starts walking knee deep in dog shit, grabs a coffee, and starts talking with the other guys. Then, 5 minutes later, the Devil then comes in and says, "Alright you sons of bitches, break time is over get back on your heads!"
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